My new years resolution

A very belated happy new year to you.

Christmas seems like 6 months ago now and I wish January and all its blues would go away at double speed.

You know like on a DVD player where you can speed up fast forward and it shows you a whole movie in like , 5 minutes?... thats how I feel about January.

Dissertation due (shit)

Proposal for my final major project at university still pending in thought let alone on microsoft word (double shit)

Its all a bit.

Shit.


Along with my new years resolutions thinning out at the rate of anorexia I'm suprised im not on anti depressants.




aha JOKING.




all jokes aside ...


WHO is not LOVING channel 4's new series of 'New Girl' with Zooey Deschanel?!?!?!?!?!?!

ahhh perfect antidote to January blues in my opinion. Not that anyone ever asks for it. You got told it when you click the link.


So because I get a bit bored of blogging now and then (most of the time) but I really feel it might help me to stay on track sometimes (most of the time)

I have vowed to do something ATLEAST every Sunday with this blog I've kept going on and off for two years... for your entertainment rather than you actually learning anything about fashion.

Because what else have you got better to do, theres nothing good on the box and thats primary source info right there because I've scoured whats on TV magazine.

(apart from tonight because 500 days of Summer is on but , ya know, whatevs and all that)

AND Sunday tis the HOLY day so lets take it , rebrand it and call it the HOLY-shit-this-woman-has-good-clothes-day.


And today is dedicated to ... ZOOEY DESCHANEL (for obvious reasons because its impossible to avoid her right now. and shes funny. and quirky. and I just want to be her... 'whooos that giiirl ITS JESS.'

Ingredients:
You will need:

dark brown hair  (if you dont have it. dye it. obvs)
a fringe (if you dont have it. cut it. obvs.)
baby blue eyes (buy contacts if you weren't blessed with genetics)
a rosey complexion (STAY AWAY FROM THE FAKE BAKE)
a 5 pack of black 50 denier tights
7 pairs of court shoes in a variety of styles and colours (one for each day of the week)
Dresses. Patterned. Lots of them.
Dresses cut at the waist. Lots of them.
Vintage inspired jewellery.
AND LOTS OF BOWS.